This is a book I'm writing for my wife. It's about a guy I made up doing things I made up for him to do. Some of his friends do things I make up for them to do, too. I made up some things that Kurt Vonnegut did for me a few years ago. I don't talk much about that, though, and it doesn't have anything to do with the book, unless you look at it in a certain way. "If you're going to read just one book this year, make it this one." -Bufford Johnson, recently unemployed
Monday, November 19, 2012
PART II: RESULTS EXPECTATION VS. PREDICTABLE OUTCOMES / 11
PART II-RESULTS EXPECTATION VS. PREDICTABLE OUTCOMES
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Chapter 11
The next few days passed without incident, apart from the Stop N Shop being robbed again, and a few street lights being shot out by the local pre-adolescent street gangs. In my specific circle of existence, there was a kind of re-packing of life. Colonel BB made repairs to his shed, Ethyl planted more flowers and actively avoided Edgar who moped on the street corner, truly unsure about his next move in his specific game of life.
I had recently been relieved of the need to procure Inolea's papers, but I did need to dispose of that cat into the dumpster. Bufford agreed to go with me to perform the grisly task. He arrived and I gingerly used two sturdy elm branches to remove the remains, wholly thawed now and in their full olfactory glory. I placed them into a plastic bag which Bufford held out with a certain deference, and we walked out to the corner dumpster in vague parody of a Roman funeral procession. The task complete, we returned to the front yard and pulled out the chairs. We cracked open a couple of Miller Genuine Drafts in honor of all rotting feline corpses around the world and, over the drone of the freeway and occasional police siren, discussed the variance of result expectation vs. unpredictable outcomes and whether or not Ethyl had done me a disservice or a favor regarding that cat. I talked a bit about EcoCares and Bufford fell into a pensive silence and we wasted away the rest of the twilight hours and the case of beer until long after dark.
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